We decided it was hight time for a new home page, homeboys and girls, so here it is; introducing The NYC Couchpotato Hero Team!

You already know it’s made up from Netflix’ Marvel Comic Universe, with the addition of Carrie Mathison from Homeland.

Eagle-eyed viewers will have noticed Tony Stark’s building in the background.

Non-eagle-eyed viewers will have noticed a distinct lack of Danny Rand/Iron Fist.

Because he’s not a hero.

He’s a cock.