Who would you want with you if your plane crashed on a zombie-infested island?

Imagine the mental illness going down with Elliot Alderson’s Dissociative Identity Disorder and Carrie Mathison’s Bi-Polar Disorder.

Imagine all the hallucinations and imaginary friends: Mr Robot, Patty Levine, Nicholas Brody and Lori Grimes!

Detective Chief Inspector John Luther and Carrie Mathison would use good old-fashioned detective work to solve the shit outta any crime.

Envisage the Mexican stand-off between John Locke, Kevin Garvey and James Delany for who gets to be island shaman.

Would Carrie Mathison be convinced Sayid Jarrah was a terrorist?

Might Kevin Garvey turn Jack, Kate and Sawyer’s love triangle into a love rhombus?

Would Walter White find Waaaaaaaaalt?

And feed Elliot Blue Sky crystal meth?

Would Flipper help build a raft?

And who wold eat Hurley first – Hannibal or James Keziah Delaney?

From left to right:

Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, LOST
Jack Bauer, 24,
James “Sawyer” Ford, LOST
Walter White, BREAKING BAD
Kate Austen, LOST
Elliot Alderson, MR ROBOT
Flipper, MR ROBOT
Jack Shephard, LOST
Jessica Jones, JESSICA JONES
John Luther, LUTHER
Rick Grimes, THE WALKING DEAD
Sun Kwon, LOST
Tyrell Wellick, MR ROBOT
John Locke, LOST
Kevin Garvey, THE LEFTOVERS
Daryl Dixon, THE WALKING DEAD
Carrie Mathison, HOMELAND
Hannibal Lecter, HANNIBAL
Benjamin Linus, LOST
James Keziah Delaney, TABOO